Monday, December 12, 2011

Humare office ki faadu party!


It's been three years in this company and the journey so far has been so good. Our office parties have always been the talk of the office both, a week before and a week after. And in these three years the parties have become more wacky n wild! From those pakaau poetry sessions, speeches to appease the bosses and music competitions on our boss's insistence followed by lengthy boring lunch talks to robustious, wild and lively faadu parties where everyone rocks the dance floor (whether you know dance or not!) with daaru on the rocks! and undoubtedly our parties have turned more wild and weird. How? lets have a look.
Girlzz with junglee jawani...
while just an year back girls loved to flaunt their shimmery salwar suits and sophisticated accent and style at the parties, today these dishabille damsels dance (jab tak hai jaan) get drunk like there's no tomorrow (and throw up after four pegs) and leave the boys ogling with their brazen and bold styles.And with scarcity of handsome guys in office (yaa i mean it!) even oldies love swaying to the tunes of the gorgeous girlz at the party! while others gaze in amusement and wide-open eyes.
Main nashe mein hoon....
Office party is the place where every employee's fondness for getting drunk rises suddenly and also there are many like me who want to give it a try! its the place where u merry without worry! So even if you ludhko after three pegs...i mean even if you cant handle it...koi nai yaar just get drunk n enjoy!
Coz once you are drunk you get powerful you can do anything and thankfully no one would mind it as you wont remember what you said or did and they will have no option but just let it go....
so if you want to slap someone (dont try it) take a few pegs (or act like u r drunk) and just do it! and you can easily get away with whatever you did (7 khoon bhi maaf tujhe)
people initially take a few sips to get into the party mood but eventually end up drinking more than they can handle..and then there are a few (like me) who act like super bevdee only in three sips and jump from poles and roofs. The fact is the less you drink, the more you act like a tharki! for such people thumb rule is piyo kam, acting jyada karo!
the most funny part of the party was, people who were completely drunk were saying sorry and i love you hugging their office rivals (tujhme rab dikhta hai...) and it seemed they were about to kiss and say i love you to each other. Parties are for bonding over daaru.
Hil hil ke naacho!
People go bonkers at the dance floor and you get to see all colours of people. Dance floor offers you a microcosm of true personalities of our office colleagues. Irrespective of whether u know it or not we just dance! from the famous nagin dance by Gaurav sir, latkaas-n-jhatkas of humari munni urf Mansi, the Gorakhpuri naach by Rajesh sir, belle dancing by our own Ritika mam, Jogging by dada, and of course mithun moves by our very own Deep sir and moon walk by Rajat sir, yeh humari parties ki USP hai...so next time dont miss our party!
Daba ke khaayieh ki aap office ki party mein hai :)
Just an year back food was the only reason that attracted people to parties and still its the only reason why people start starving from the day they come to know about it. We have lavish food and of course great foodies at office who love to eat...phokat ka...
while people are busy burning the dance floor there are a few who are busy dousing their burning empty bellies by hogging like glutton on some mouth-watering snacks and sumptuous lunch.
Also delicious and yummy snacks are best in the warming u p sessions during the party and its god to see people bond so well over food..
Party ke after effects...
one of the common after effects of the party is the Daaru hangover and body ache. Also you may forget what you did at the party par yeh camera jhoot nahi bolta. And when you see the party pic s and videos on youtube you say OMG, f**k yeh maine kya kiya? (like i do) you dont know how to react and you let it go with a silent grin while others laugh their heart out.
Hectic work, special issues, working hours, deadline pressure and what not give me a break! we work hard and party harder! Also with such enthusiastic boss effervescing with energy you know the reason why our office parties are faadu n why Lucknow people are jabardast.

3 comments:

neelu said...

loved it..)

ankit huss said...

awesome...thought-ceasing description...keep it up...

gagan talwar said...

Nicely described !!!!!
muu mei paani aa gaya party ke naame pe...u really write well itisha..